Two condoms are walking down the street. They stop outside a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says,
"You wanna go in and get shit-faced?"
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
a rude joke
Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Monday, October 08, 2007
my birthday weekend
What a great weekend
Friday off to spend with Yvette. we went to Cotswold wildlife park then drove the long way home with the roof down as it was a gorgeous day. friday night had a fantastic steak pie at jays.
Sat morning got me pressies from Yvette Boss jumper, Peter wearth wallet,3 books,Xbox game - woooooooooooooooo
i also got 300 dvd and boss socks from Sparks and Em
bottle of whisky from James - AuchenTOSHan ;)
Colin got me nizlopi ticket for this friday - wooo cant wait
I should be getting the Scotland footy top off me mum. bro and sis not had theirs yet.
spoilt then!
sat after playing footy (drew 2-2) we watched England beat Oz - was impartial. then we headed off into town to the strand where we stayed till 12:30.
We didnt go clubbing as on Sunday we got up and had a cooked breakfast and went to Go Ape! I had booked 10 of us to go clambering around the trees and Jay and Bex kindly bought me my ticket for my birthday. Fun was had by all - not so much by Yvette but I was proud of her (and Jay) for doing it all seeing as they hate heights. After 3 hours we were finished so went home. Jay and bex came up for a curry and we watched the Scotland V the Argies at rugger. We lost - booo
shame it had to end
thanks to all who came out or wished me happy birthday.
30 next year - Vegas baby!!!
Friday off to spend with Yvette. we went to Cotswold wildlife park then drove the long way home with the roof down as it was a gorgeous day. friday night had a fantastic steak pie at jays.
Sat morning got me pressies from Yvette Boss jumper, Peter wearth wallet,3 books,Xbox game - woooooooooooooooo
i also got 300 dvd and boss socks from Sparks and Em
bottle of whisky from James - AuchenTOSHan ;)
Colin got me nizlopi ticket for this friday - wooo cant wait
I should be getting the Scotland footy top off me mum. bro and sis not had theirs yet.
spoilt then!
sat after playing footy (drew 2-2) we watched England beat Oz - was impartial. then we headed off into town to the strand where we stayed till 12:30.
We didnt go clubbing as on Sunday we got up and had a cooked breakfast and went to Go Ape! I had booked 10 of us to go clambering around the trees and Jay and Bex kindly bought me my ticket for my birthday. Fun was had by all - not so much by Yvette but I was proud of her (and Jay) for doing it all seeing as they hate heights. After 3 hours we were finished so went home. Jay and bex came up for a curry and we watched the Scotland V the Argies at rugger. We lost - booo
shame it had to end
thanks to all who came out or wished me happy birthday.
30 next year - Vegas baby!!!
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Halo 3
Bought Halo 3 last week - didn't really play it as i was playing stranglehold, but on Sat ben and James and myself played online co-op - basically doing the game together.
we finished it in 4.5 hours!
damn easy.
maybe the multiplayer bit will be good - if not will trade it in.
we finished it in 4.5 hours!
damn easy.
maybe the multiplayer bit will be good - if not will trade it in.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Randomness
People, porsche, packet, peel, pass, pork, pink, placid, paid, player, pain, pickle, piano, patio these are some words that start with P
Friday, September 14, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
Friday
Yes today is friday, not muc of the whole day left since its now gone 4pm. So make the most of what is left. I say goto the Pub and have a drink :)
Tomorrow is Saturday, Reunion for Merrowdown people, alas Greener is not coming, i will have everyone.a drink or ten for you. It is also Community Shield Day for the Trinity Football team so i have to go there first before meeting everyone.
Sunday nothing planned, so i guess nothing ventured as they say.
Hope you look forward to mordays post which will confirm i did all the above. :)
Tomorrow is Saturday, Reunion for Merrowdown people, alas Greener is not coming, i will have everyone.a drink or ten for you. It is also Community Shield Day for the Trinity Football team so i have to go there first before meeting everyone.
Sunday nothing planned, so i guess nothing ventured as they say.
Hope you look forward to mordays post which will confirm i did all the above. :)
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
The reunion
Quick and to the point - busy :D
On Friday I went out with Haze/Jay/E/Ben and Gareth for a few drinks in the strand. Then home on my own – Yvette was camping with the girls.
Saturday played footy – won 5-2. Goals from Jay and E - Ben played too after a shaky start he was cool. We were at a new ground, which includes a bar and they provide sausages and chips included in ground rental! WOOOOOOOO
Got home and watched Liverpool with Jay/ben/E/Martin/sheps/gray/con– had hair cut – went shopping – bought 2 boss shirts and boss t-shirt and peter wearth shirt- all for £90 BARGAIN - the t-shirt was the most expensive.
Watched west brom with all the above.
Went for a curry with Jay/E/Martin/Sheps/Gray/Con and hazel. Then met up with everyone else at the conservatory and few drinking games later went to MODA!! Haha shite club but last club open which we used to go to at uni.
Then Jay/e/martin/Sheps/Gray/con and hazel all went back to mine and started to go through my ipod collection and singing :D till 4am :D
Haze and martin went home rest stayed at mine.
In the morning we styed in and watched footy- they all left and ben and I went to james house for Caz birthday BBQ – then home and watched ghost rider. Ben stayed in spare room.
Monday got up watched school for scoundrels – haha very funny
Then I picked Yvette up from cribs had a look around and came home and chilled with her.
minted weekend
On Friday I went out with Haze/Jay/E/Ben and Gareth for a few drinks in the strand. Then home on my own – Yvette was camping with the girls.
Saturday played footy – won 5-2. Goals from Jay and E - Ben played too after a shaky start he was cool. We were at a new ground, which includes a bar and they provide sausages and chips included in ground rental! WOOOOOOOO
Got home and watched Liverpool with Jay/ben/E/Martin/sheps/gray/con– had hair cut – went shopping – bought 2 boss shirts and boss t-shirt and peter wearth shirt- all for £90 BARGAIN - the t-shirt was the most expensive.
Watched west brom with all the above.
Went for a curry with Jay/E/Martin/Sheps/Gray/Con and hazel. Then met up with everyone else at the conservatory and few drinking games later went to MODA!! Haha shite club but last club open which we used to go to at uni.
Then Jay/e/martin/Sheps/Gray/con and hazel all went back to mine and started to go through my ipod collection and singing :D till 4am :D
Haze and martin went home rest stayed at mine.
In the morning we styed in and watched footy- they all left and ben and I went to james house for Caz birthday BBQ – then home and watched ghost rider. Ben stayed in spare room.
Monday got up watched school for scoundrels – haha very funny
Then I picked Yvette up from cribs had a look around and came home and chilled with her.
minted weekend
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Hello everyone (or just Ben & Tosh maybe judging by the posts!)
I just wanted to send a quick message to say thanks for the emails and messages you sent me, it was lovely to hear from you and very much appreciated.
Things are getting easier I guess, I can't believe Ethan was born almost a month ago! His funeral went as well as we could of hoped and it stayed dry and sunny which was good since all the reports were predicting a downpour! We received the bill for it this weekend - £395! Ouch! And that's with the funeral directors doing all their stuff for free! Still, the funeral directors were lovely and couldn't have done anything any better so I guess money well spent.
I had my first day back at work today, I managed a whole morning before being in floods of tears and being allowed home. I was hoping to be able to go in and take my mind off things but I had lots of well wishers etc. I'm getting quite used to being sat here watching daytime tv, I think I need a lottery win to make it a long term thing!!
Anyway I won't go on, I'm not sure how comfortable people are with me talking about it - two of the people in my office won't even mention what happened and act as if i've not been away which is fine but i'm ok talking about it so that's equally fine!...well as long as no one minds a few tears...which thinking about it you can escape online :)
So, I still think i'll give the reunion a miss at the weekend. How did the reunion go this weekend just gone? Don't forget to post some photos on Facebook or somewhere, it will be good to see how people look nowadays!
Speak soon my dears xxx
Things are getting easier I guess, I can't believe Ethan was born almost a month ago! His funeral went as well as we could of hoped and it stayed dry and sunny which was good since all the reports were predicting a downpour! We received the bill for it this weekend - £395! Ouch! And that's with the funeral directors doing all their stuff for free! Still, the funeral directors were lovely and couldn't have done anything any better so I guess money well spent.
I had my first day back at work today, I managed a whole morning before being in floods of tears and being allowed home. I was hoping to be able to go in and take my mind off things but I had lots of well wishers etc. I'm getting quite used to being sat here watching daytime tv, I think I need a lottery win to make it a long term thing!!
Anyway I won't go on, I'm not sure how comfortable people are with me talking about it - two of the people in my office won't even mention what happened and act as if i've not been away which is fine but i'm ok talking about it so that's equally fine!...well as long as no one minds a few tears...which thinking about it you can escape online :)
So, I still think i'll give the reunion a miss at the weekend. How did the reunion go this weekend just gone? Don't forget to post some photos on Facebook or somewhere, it will be good to see how people look nowadays!
Speak soon my dears xxx
Friday, August 24, 2007
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