Big thank you to Lou (and the girls) for cooking tea for us last night. It was loverly and filled me up a treat, even if i did have to wait and by a sieve for you.
All us guys are off to Prague now so it may be a little quite till Tuesday
Love you all xxx
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Smile its not that bad..
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times
the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times
the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Only 2 Days to go....
Then its party time in Prague. Woo Hoo, Drunken Stag Party fun ahead for everyone, Apart from James who will be our moral compass, Keeping us on the straight and narrow, haha probably not!!! But in the mornings i can ask him what we all did cause no doubt i will have my drunken memory laspe.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Footy Cancelled
The match this evening between Bolton and Portsmouth has been cancelled due to a flu outbreak
It seems Harry Redknapp is all bunged up and Sam Allardyce hasn't felt 2 grand all week
It seems Harry Redknapp is all bunged up and Sam Allardyce hasn't felt 2 grand all week
Mr Benji Potato Head
Sorry Benji I had to do it. After looking at Rusty's pics of saturday night i decided that your extreme closeup had to be violated!!
Weekend Round up
Friday stayed in and watched Rebus - minted, bit different from the books but still cool (heard rumours that Ben didnt like it)
Saturday - Helped Louise move some stuff then We and Yvette met some friends for lunch in the harvester by the motorway - they were driving back with their new baby boy - sooo cool looking. just grinned all the time. then went home and got ready for footy.
we went 1-0 down due to stupid mistake, then Jay Scored, then they scored because a midfielder was defending and booted it straight to their attacker. We then scored again (drew?) and another before half time. 2nd half the flood gates opened - before full time they scored and even more obviously offside goal than newcastles and got their 3rd - but we had already gotton 10 at that point - we won 11-3 in the end :D
Saturday night Yvette and I watched 16 blocks with Bruce willis and mos def with a daft accent. it was ok actually i liked it.
Sunday morning I went to see my nana in Newbury for a few hours. Got back to watch Heart beat Aberdeen 3-1 (so all my teams won :D) and at the same time do more work on Roo and E's website. Sunday night yvette couldnt leave kew (where she works on a sunday) as alarm wouldnt get set. so i went down to sit with her at about 8ish i think, when another girl left, until the gezzer turned up at 9:30! poor bloke the guy came from essex! - for some reason the center didnt send the guy from cardiff! so we got home just in time to start watching Entourage. couldnt get to sleep last night - sodden knackered
Saturday - Helped Louise move some stuff then We and Yvette met some friends for lunch in the harvester by the motorway - they were driving back with their new baby boy - sooo cool looking. just grinned all the time. then went home and got ready for footy.
we went 1-0 down due to stupid mistake, then Jay Scored, then they scored because a midfielder was defending and booted it straight to their attacker. We then scored again (drew?) and another before half time. 2nd half the flood gates opened - before full time they scored and even more obviously offside goal than newcastles and got their 3rd - but we had already gotton 10 at that point - we won 11-3 in the end :D
Saturday night Yvette and I watched 16 blocks with Bruce willis and mos def with a daft accent. it was ok actually i liked it.
Sunday morning I went to see my nana in Newbury for a few hours. Got back to watch Heart beat Aberdeen 3-1 (so all my teams won :D) and at the same time do more work on Roo and E's website. Sunday night yvette couldnt leave kew (where she works on a sunday) as alarm wouldnt get set. so i went down to sit with her at about 8ish i think, when another girl left, until the gezzer turned up at 9:30! poor bloke the guy came from essex! - for some reason the center didnt send the guy from cardiff! so we got home just in time to start watching Entourage. couldnt get to sleep last night - sodden knackered
Friday, September 22, 2006
Weekend Activities
OK for all the Cheltenham contingency, here is the Saturday night plan.
It is Kate Jones Birthday celebration, theme is Cock(tail)s and frocks. Meeting on Montpelier then on to 21 Club and Blush, with other places in between maybe.
It is Kate Jones Birthday celebration, theme is Cock(tail)s and frocks. Meeting on Montpelier then on to 21 Club and Blush, with other places in between maybe.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Find 50 scary movies
here i have gotton 9 in 5 mins - but if you know scarey movies i bet you wil get more :D
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
my 1st couple of days
Well now i have been in my new job for 3 days.
monday was easy - sort out desk/phone/emails etc.
Tuesday was more work, trying to sort out what i need to know.
Today I had a meeting with my new boss as he came over from London and set me my new tasks and stuff - WOW got tons and tons and lots of it pretty important stuff it seems! Oh and at the end of the meeting I blagged a trip to NY on the way back from the conference in Montreal! hehehe
monday was easy - sort out desk/phone/emails etc.
Tuesday was more work, trying to sort out what i need to know.
Today I had a meeting with my new boss as he came over from London and set me my new tasks and stuff - WOW got tons and tons and lots of it pretty important stuff it seems! Oh and at the end of the meeting I blagged a trip to NY on the way back from the conference in Montreal! hehehe
Xbox360 Profile Update!
My ID is SuperJonney - had to change it when I hooked up last night!
Me and Tosh are now Xbox360 bum chums!
Me and Tosh are now Xbox360 bum chums!
THE best question in the quiz EVER
BANG! You've just been shot. In which South African city is this most likely to happen?
hahahaha
hahahaha
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Bye bye Ipod....
Its almost here
ZUNE Release
Thank the lordy. i will be ordering one. Then Im taking my ShitPod out for a little walk over some gravel, then putting 3 10Inch nails through it and then putting down the loo and maybe taking a pee on it. Why? Cos it blows. I thought it was ace for a while but it just sucks, overpriced apple scratch collecting gay icon crap. Last thing I ever buy from them.
Converting all my music. Itunes 7 is a fucking joke, I dunno how many times it has copied all my music to other folders just for the fun of it! Bye bye and welcome my lovely Zune.
ZUNE Release
Thank the lordy. i will be ordering one. Then Im taking my ShitPod out for a little walk over some gravel, then putting 3 10Inch nails through it and then putting down the loo and maybe taking a pee on it. Why? Cos it blows. I thought it was ace for a while but it just sucks, overpriced apple scratch collecting gay icon crap. Last thing I ever buy from them.
Converting all my music. Itunes 7 is a fucking joke, I dunno how many times it has copied all my music to other folders just for the fun of it! Bye bye and welcome my lovely Zune.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Invisible Fire
So my prediction was virually spot on.
Friday, indeed watched Will Ferrell film, very funny, were virtually the only poeple in the cinema as we watched in at 11.50.
Saturday, watched boys play football and filmed it so that they can make a DVD for the end of the season. Then played Halo 2 with my Housemate Marcus, until the Drew and Jay had watched Talladaga Nights, meet them in the 21 Club, took Marcus with me, had to Drive so did not Drink. Had a good night, meet up with Emma and her friends, Becky and the Two Vickys. Went to Blush after and had some more fun. Drove home at 3.30am when Blush closed.
Sunday, Watced a Sharpe at Tosh's, only a few left to go now then we have watched them all. Watched the Football too, popped round to see Jay. Then went home, played more XboX and watched the new Spooks, was really good so i watched tonights episode on BBC3 too. Will watch next weeks on BBC3 tonight.
and that was my weekend that was. Next weekend should be going out for a friends birthday, then the week end after we are off to Prague and then weekend after Drew and I will be off to Canada. Woo Hoo Excitment ahead
Friday, indeed watched Will Ferrell film, very funny, were virtually the only poeple in the cinema as we watched in at 11.50.
Saturday, watched boys play football and filmed it so that they can make a DVD for the end of the season. Then played Halo 2 with my Housemate Marcus, until the Drew and Jay had watched Talladaga Nights, meet them in the 21 Club, took Marcus with me, had to Drive so did not Drink. Had a good night, meet up with Emma and her friends, Becky and the Two Vickys. Went to Blush after and had some more fun. Drove home at 3.30am when Blush closed.
Sunday, Watced a Sharpe at Tosh's, only a few left to go now then we have watched them all. Watched the Football too, popped round to see Jay. Then went home, played more XboX and watched the new Spooks, was really good so i watched tonights episode on BBC3 too. Will watch next weeks on BBC3 tonight.
and that was my weekend that was. Next weekend should be going out for a friends birthday, then the week end after we are off to Prague and then weekend after Drew and I will be off to Canada. Woo Hoo Excitment ahead
Friday, September 15, 2006
Friday lovely Friday
Well its the weekend and its what i look forward to from Monday every week. I will probably be able to tell you my weekend now.
Friday, Stayed in and watched TV, tidied the House. Or i will be going to watch the Tallagdaddy Nights - The Ballard of Ricky Bobby.
Saturday, Watched the boys play football in the morning, then went over to their house. Now we may or may not go out, Jay is away but also not very well. Drew and I may, but i will have to try and convice him.
Sunday, probably nothing like every Sunday, unless i get a Unlimited pass for the cinema, in which case i shall be there all day and having a Nando's Lunch.
Friday, Stayed in and watched TV, tidied the House. Or i will be going to watch the Tallagdaddy Nights - The Ballard of Ricky Bobby.
Saturday, Watched the boys play football in the morning, then went over to their house. Now we may or may not go out, Jay is away but also not very well. Drew and I may, but i will have to try and convice him.
Sunday, probably nothing like every Sunday, unless i get a Unlimited pass for the cinema, in which case i shall be there all day and having a Nando's Lunch.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Whats Your Name !!!!
Name Generator Site where you can get your ...
Morman name....................Belvin Carnell
Ghetto name....................Bookmaster Jones
Dog Breed name (for Jonno).....Beast Collie
Dragon Name....................Branglith
Mascot name....................Blueberry the ant - the placid, blue-colored martial artist
and many more
Morman name....................Belvin Carnell
Ghetto name....................Bookmaster Jones
Dog Breed name (for Jonno).....Beast Collie
Dragon Name....................Branglith
Mascot name....................Blueberry the ant - the placid, blue-colored martial artist
and many more
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Weekend? I can't remember a Weekend!
Friday
Went to boys, got in the sunshine bus and went to play Pool in Q-Bar, drank some beer, played some pool, drank some more, then went to Moda with Sparky, Jay and Russ. Dranks some more, danced a bit, Yvette joined us as did Louise, Cat and Charlie. Drank some more, then i remember being back at the boys. Stuff may have happened in between but i don't know what. Managed to get to sleep at 5
Saturday
After 3 hours sleep, i got up at 8. Went to watch the boys play football. Went to town to meet Sara for lunch, went to Blush it is rubbish for food now!! Meet up with the Boys for a bit, then took Yvette and Sara to Glos, went home for a bit. The back to the boys for 6.30, quick change ready for Taxi at 6.45. The we did what tosh said, lots of drinking included. We went to Blush after 21 club, i am not sure what we did whilst i was there, it is just a series of blurred images. I know me and Sparks went to get Chicken after everyone else went, then we got a Taxi home.
Sunday
Again not much sleep, about 4 hours, sent Sparky to Shop for food, then Jay and I made Bacon and Egg Baps for Russ, Drew, Sparks and us. Nice cup of tea too. Spent majority of the day watching TV, Grand Prix and Croc Dundee. We all had a Chinese for Tea, then watched Hostage on Sky Movies. At 10.30 i went home and had some proper sleep.
Went to boys, got in the sunshine bus and went to play Pool in Q-Bar, drank some beer, played some pool, drank some more, then went to Moda with Sparky, Jay and Russ. Dranks some more, danced a bit, Yvette joined us as did Louise, Cat and Charlie. Drank some more, then i remember being back at the boys. Stuff may have happened in between but i don't know what. Managed to get to sleep at 5
Saturday
After 3 hours sleep, i got up at 8. Went to watch the boys play football. Went to town to meet Sara for lunch, went to Blush it is rubbish for food now!! Meet up with the Boys for a bit, then took Yvette and Sara to Glos, went home for a bit. The back to the boys for 6.30, quick change ready for Taxi at 6.45. The we did what tosh said, lots of drinking included. We went to Blush after 21 club, i am not sure what we did whilst i was there, it is just a series of blurred images. I know me and Sparks went to get Chicken after everyone else went, then we got a Taxi home.
Sunday
Again not much sleep, about 4 hours, sent Sparky to Shop for food, then Jay and I made Bacon and Egg Baps for Russ, Drew, Sparks and us. Nice cup of tea too. Spent majority of the day watching TV, Grand Prix and Croc Dundee. We all had a Chinese for Tea, then watched Hostage on Sky Movies. At 10.30 i went home and had some proper sleep.
Weekend round up
Wow its 13:51 and noone has put what they did at the weekend.
On Friday all the lads went to Q bar to play pool. Very good night. Drew and I went home as we had footy the next day - James left too. Jay stayed out coz he can play well better when his is pissed.
Saturday morning we lost 2-0 I had a shocker and to make things worse I pulled a muscle so had to go off.
Sat night we all went out for a proper piss up. Me met up in the conservatory for the footy awards evening. Drew deservedly won the best trainer on Thursdays and player of the season for his amount of goals he scored - highest in the league. I won most improved player - which I won last year too. So basically I am shite hahaha ;)
we all then went to 21 which was ace and all having a good laugh but I couldn't STAND it anymore - my leg was aching so I had to go - bloomin looking fwd to that night too!
Sunday James and I went to the bull ring in brum and I bought a few work shirts/trousers and shoes in preparation for new job starting next week (and also meeting today)
this morning I was up at 5am and got to the London office at 9am! fecking kanckered - getting the 3:30 train back.
On Friday all the lads went to Q bar to play pool. Very good night. Drew and I went home as we had footy the next day - James left too. Jay stayed out coz he can play well better when his is pissed.
Saturday morning we lost 2-0 I had a shocker and to make things worse I pulled a muscle so had to go off.
Sat night we all went out for a proper piss up. Me met up in the conservatory for the footy awards evening. Drew deservedly won the best trainer on Thursdays and player of the season for his amount of goals he scored - highest in the league. I won most improved player - which I won last year too. So basically I am shite hahaha ;)
we all then went to 21 which was ace and all having a good laugh but I couldn't STAND it anymore - my leg was aching so I had to go - bloomin looking fwd to that night too!
Sunday James and I went to the bull ring in brum and I bought a few work shirts/trousers and shoes in preparation for new job starting next week (and also meeting today)
this morning I was up at 5am and got to the London office at 9am! fecking kanckered - getting the 3:30 train back.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Fifa 07 V pro Evo 6
Hard Hard choice. both look minted and FIFA has improved game play.
Pro Evoloution Soccer 6 - Gameplay Footage
Fifa 07 Preview
Pro Evoloution Soccer 6 - Gameplay Footage
Fifa 07 Preview
BOND TRAILER!!!!!!!!
DROOOOL
click on view X-large one - the view trailer dosnt seem to work
Been waiting for this film for ages and knew Mr Craig would be minted - this trailer helps prove my point! cant wait for this
click on view X-large one - the view trailer dosnt seem to work
Been waiting for this film for ages and knew Mr Craig would be minted - this trailer helps prove my point! cant wait for this
Sparkle Weekend
Yeah !! Its Sparkle weekend. Mr Mark Jones is coming to Cheltenham for the weekend for some drinking and dancing.
P.S. Don't slide tackle on astroturf
P.S. Don't slide tackle on astroturf
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Cheltenham Trinitys footy league
Cheltenham Trinitys footy league
Drew, Jay and me play for them and Ben and James and Russ turn up for Training.
Drew, Jay and me play for them and Ben and James and Russ turn up for Training.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Monday, September 04, 2006
Papa Bear is back
Hoy Hoy!
Yvette and I are back after a loverly week in Tenerife, twas great consisted of sunbathing eating and reading. basically thats it. Highlights are:
Scuba diving - 1st time minted I was the only one in my boat that saw a HUGE turtle - well two HUGE turtles. Steve and Mez (his wife) went elsewhere as they have licences. Yvette cant dive.
Water Park - hahaha shit. 23Euro and had to pay for rubber rings also - was a complete rip - only went on 4 slides then we all go bored - was also in playas dos las americos - SCRUB VILLE! jesus.
Books - Read 3 in 3 days. Quentin Jardine (cop in edinburgh novels) Layer cake and also a book where a hibs fan became a hearts fan for a season - the trails and tribulations unfold - really good. got 1/2 way through my 4th which is a book written by the comedian Mark Thomas (who is also coming to cheltenham to talk about it) about the UKs involvment in Arms dealing - very interesting and rather shocking.
Meals - had some quality food and a rather shite chinese meal.
chavs - our hotel - which is usually rather exclusive i will have you know haha was not just the usual "timeshare" for want of a better word - but was also rented out to 1st choice - should be called 1st choice for chavs. jezz tons of them, must have been a quiet time for the hotel. so that was a bit plop as the last time we went it was nice and quiet and no bling or burburry in sight.
Flight - stunk of piss
really it did - they had sommit wrong with a toilet and so we were stuck in the plane for an hour while they fixed it - minging. also the plane company was shite - tons of masking tape holding stuff together - ok on other public transport to and extent not whilst 30,000 feetin the air. they way back wasnt much better. pink panther came on the really small screens (the new version) watched 15mins and took it off - wank film. plane was really dirty again.
so we left at 1am on sat morning and got home at 8 and went to bed and watched Scotland and englands games. minted. then watched lord of war(coz of the book i am reading)
sunday James and i went to the cinema as we have the unlimited viewing, 1st up was Crank - really good Jason Strathem film. just entertaining, alot like transporter really - just mindless fun. Then we met up with Ben and we went to see snakes on a plane. starts off really well with Samuel as FBI agent who protects a kid who witness his dad getting killed by an awful man. and he need to take him to LA from hawaii. BUT the twist is that the baddie has put lots of snakes on the plane - deadly snakes no less to try to kill the lad. what wil happen, will samuel kill all the mother f£"$in snakes? ohhhh
haha it was sooooo bad it was good. hahaha - dont bother with it my friends unless you have the unlimited card - knew it was going to be awful - just wanted to see how bad it was.
cant belive i missed a scanner darkly tho - bugger.
and thats it - got another 2 weeks in my current job!
back to the quiz now (could of played them on holiday but thought nah thats a bit sad :D )
Yvette and I are back after a loverly week in Tenerife, twas great consisted of sunbathing eating and reading. basically thats it. Highlights are:
Scuba diving - 1st time minted I was the only one in my boat that saw a HUGE turtle - well two HUGE turtles. Steve and Mez (his wife) went elsewhere as they have licences. Yvette cant dive.
Water Park - hahaha shit. 23Euro and had to pay for rubber rings also - was a complete rip - only went on 4 slides then we all go bored - was also in playas dos las americos - SCRUB VILLE! jesus.
Books - Read 3 in 3 days. Quentin Jardine (cop in edinburgh novels) Layer cake and also a book where a hibs fan became a hearts fan for a season - the trails and tribulations unfold - really good. got 1/2 way through my 4th which is a book written by the comedian Mark Thomas (who is also coming to cheltenham to talk about it) about the UKs involvment in Arms dealing - very interesting and rather shocking.
Meals - had some quality food and a rather shite chinese meal.
chavs - our hotel - which is usually rather exclusive i will have you know haha was not just the usual "timeshare" for want of a better word - but was also rented out to 1st choice - should be called 1st choice for chavs. jezz tons of them, must have been a quiet time for the hotel. so that was a bit plop as the last time we went it was nice and quiet and no bling or burburry in sight.
Flight - stunk of piss
really it did - they had sommit wrong with a toilet and so we were stuck in the plane for an hour while they fixed it - minging. also the plane company was shite - tons of masking tape holding stuff together - ok on other public transport to and extent not whilst 30,000 feetin the air. they way back wasnt much better. pink panther came on the really small screens (the new version) watched 15mins and took it off - wank film. plane was really dirty again.
so we left at 1am on sat morning and got home at 8 and went to bed and watched Scotland and englands games. minted. then watched lord of war(coz of the book i am reading)
sunday James and i went to the cinema as we have the unlimited viewing, 1st up was Crank - really good Jason Strathem film. just entertaining, alot like transporter really - just mindless fun. Then we met up with Ben and we went to see snakes on a plane. starts off really well with Samuel as FBI agent who protects a kid who witness his dad getting killed by an awful man. and he need to take him to LA from hawaii. BUT the twist is that the baddie has put lots of snakes on the plane - deadly snakes no less to try to kill the lad. what wil happen, will samuel kill all the mother f£"$in snakes? ohhhh
haha it was sooooo bad it was good. hahaha - dont bother with it my friends unless you have the unlimited card - knew it was going to be awful - just wanted to see how bad it was.
cant belive i missed a scanner darkly tho - bugger.
and thats it - got another 2 weeks in my current job!
back to the quiz now (could of played them on holiday but thought nah thats a bit sad :D )
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)