Friday, July 29, 2005

It's the Weekend !!!!!!

Well almost it will be for me at 4pm when i go home. Let the weekend fun begin. If anyone has any ideas on when to do then speak up.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The weekend is almost here

It is almost the weekend, the savation of the week now only 2 working days away. Hopefully i will win the euromillions then the whole week will be my weekend. If only, if only, one can dream, it makes the day go faster. So today i think we should think about how we could spend the approx 80 million. I'm sure tosh can find a ferry or something on ebay we could buy.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Mr Jihad



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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

A Lovely Little Tale...

This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot..

One day a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

They even gave her her very own hard hat and gloves.

At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house."

"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?"

The little girl thought for a moment and said,

"I think so, Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the bricks!".

SpaceShips

Just watched the space shuttle launch it was cool

James Birthday

Its james Birthday today. So happy birthday to him.

For those who are in Cheltenham we are going for a few drinks to celebrate at 8.30 in the Q bar

Monday, July 25, 2005

Ben's Back

Well i am back at work now, (how boring it is) after my week off, did not win the lottery so had to come in. Anyway i was not that busy on my week off spent Monday and Tuesday doing not a lot, then went to see my Mum Wednesday Thursday and came back friday afternoon (after she had washed my pants John) then as Tosh said we all went for a combined birthday meal for all the birthday boys. Then on for some drinks and dancing. The on Saturday (My Birthday) i did the washing up and tidied the house before Drew and Yvette came round. I baked my own Birthday cake and the Jay came round as well, they gave me a Darth Vader cake and some gifts. Oh and my mum gave me great presents of s flannel, shower gel, shampoo, a sponge and a bubble gun, which i flippin brill. Anyway, at 3.30ish James came over and drove Drew, Jay, Yvette and I over to my dads house where we had a BBQ, Hotdogs, Burgers etc. and Pat (my stepmum) had also made yet another cake, so we fed our faces and felt a little ill afterwards. We left at 8.30ish and came back to Chelt's where we all watched Hostage (Bruce Willis). Sunday was spent watching the Grand Prix at the boys and then played San Andreas until 6 when i went home and spent the night with Sara. Which brought me to Monday morning at work again.

Weekend

Friday night we went out to FLynns for Bens James' and Drews b'days. very nice meal it was too, full of hilarity. After the meal was finished we went to residence then to the Slug. And as usual we went to the Chav-tastic dump that is moda (or time in Old-School talk). it is a wanky place but coz it is cheap we go there, apparently.

Saturday i got up early to go to Hull with my bro to see Hearts V Hull (funnily enough) we won 1-0 in an average match - trouble with friendlies is that noone really wants to try as they dont want to get injured - however i did see some of the new players and they look quality.

Yesterday tidied the flat and Yvettes pal came over

Friday, July 22, 2005

Even though...

... I look and sound like the dumbest person on Earth I still cannot see where all these links are meant to be - can someone email me a screenshot?

I'm sat here pulling my pudd in frustration.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Where's the webcam gone Tosh?

Have you got bored of being looked at?

Where's Ben?

Been a long time since you posted, don't tell me you are actually having to do some actual work at work!?

Was I right in remembering it's your birthday this weekend? Any plans?

Massage

at 4:40 i am having an acupressure Massage at work! apparently is it like acupunture but without the needles - the massuse applies pressure to the same points as you would with acupuncture. could be good could be sore - i will let you know :)

War of the Worlds

Drew and i saw this last night. I understand why ben anf Jay didnt like it coz the end was wank. but the whole film was good. Dakota Fanning is a minted wee actress. SFX were minted, some tense moments and Tom Cruise Ran - minted :)

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Alton Tower Pictures

Woo hoo at last it is online

The French

The French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Good Mornin'

Hi people,

I've never blogged before so this should be quite fun. Been sitting here in the office for some time now... quite board, thinking how jealous I am that I haven’t been to Alton Towers this year... Hurry up and show us some pictures, I'd like to see some shades of green on peoples faces please. :)

Well my weekend was kind of boring, I've got to pay for the rest of the double glazing out of this months pay so I'm a little skint at the mo. Still, I managed to go for a short bike ride on Saturday and spend Sunday attempting to flirt nonchalantly (don’t think it worked).

Oh, Drew’s just come in and told me about his arm, pills, agony and not going to Alton Towers. Now that’s a sorry story :(.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Yeah ok, i'm blogging!

Hello all!

I am aware I can blog I just don't have an exciting life to blog about like you guys!

For example, this week I have been out with my new friends the IT guys. I went to theirs for a few hours to play on the xbox (something new to nintendo fan me!) - some great car game where you have to crash into other cars but only the ones with triangles above them or something, I have beginners luck at the moment. We then went up the pub for pub quiz but got there to late so just got drunk instead.

Not got that many plans on what to do this weekend, depends if it's sunny or not! I've borrowed Mario Cart for my Gamecube on the off chance it's wet!

Hurry up and get your Alton Towers piccies up online!

You can Blog anything you want Amy !!!! Part II

last night i went to the gym with ben (he didnt mention that i went with him in his blog :( ) then i went home and cooked fantastic omlettes for me James and Yvette. James and i then carried on with destroy all humans Xbox game which we rented out the day before.

it is a well funny game but i am glad i didnt buy it - it would take a few days to complete.

tonight my mum, bro and his fiancee Mez are coming. dont know what i am doing.

You can Blog anything you want Amy !!!!

You don't have to wait for us to put a new blog up Amy you can do one all on your own if you want, ramble on about what you did or are going to do anything.

yesterday I worked went home, to the gym and then to Jay Drew and Sparky house, got some food from the chippy on the way. Then watched crap TV with Drew till 11.30. Went home and to bed. See a short ditty on what i did yesterday. Oh and i sent a selection of pictures from Alton Towers to Tosh so he can make a web site for you all to look at. When i get a link i will add it to the links on the right.

Tonight we have a party to go to. It was going to be a BBQ but has now been downgraded to just a party. So i will get my beers, Drew and Jay then head over and see how it goes. Then when i wake up it will be the weekend and i have got next week off!
Woo Hoo !!

And it is my Birthday next Saturday 23rd July.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Alton Towers was Hot!! Damn Hot!!!

Most of us were at Alton Towers yesterday which is why we did not do the quiz or Blog but we are back now and ready to tell you all about it. But won't until i have sent tosh all the pictures so we can stick them on a web site for you all to look at.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Friday, July 08, 2005

My Quiz time

hahaha i clicked "play now" this morning at about 11 but someone cameover so i shut it down before it loaded just got back to it at 5:05 and got 8 right but my time was 19919 hahahahaha arse

so watch out even tho all the page dosnt load it has started the clock!!

Sudoku Links Added

just to let you know i added two links to sudoku sites to the links on the right

Busy Busy Bee

I am the only one in this afternoon so will be very busy (if the phones keep ringing) but thought i would quickly wack a blog on to see what everyone has planned for the weekend.

Also some of are going to Alton Towers on Tuesday so har har de har ha to those who are not.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Trivia is shit yet again

CGCHE Old Skool

Ok waited for the maitenece thingy to go down, but yes trivia is still crap.

Started the timer, cant answer no questions, absolutely shit

Error Occurred While Processing Request
Element RECORDCOUNT is undefined in QNS.

REMAINDER OF MESSAGE REMOVED CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT IT ALL ON YOU ARSE

its late or early Part II

ok i finished what i was doing then thought sod it i might as well go into work - so showered and dressed and at work in record time - finish at 3 by my caclulations

its late or early

its 5:07 and i am going back to bed! been up for an hour on my 2nd call out of the night! great

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

NEW Kewl Thang

There is a new craze with ipods (and other MP3's) at the moment called Podcasting. it is ace. Basically A podcast is audio you can download and listen to wherever and whenever you want.

it is cool - i have subscribed to Mark Kirmodes radio5 live movie prog and each time the Beeb updates it i can dowload it and chuck it on my ipod and listen whereever - there are thousands of them about :)

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

DREW has entered the quiz

Wonder how long it will take for him to actually blog :D

Football

we had a Star V MessageLabs footy game last night. Drew for Star on Right Wing, me for MessageLabs at right (ahem......LEFT) wing back.

kicked off and it was 0-0 for a while until MessageLabs broke the deadlock with a cracker. around 5 mins later they scored with a cross come shot at a tight angle which curled in. if it didnt go in drew had lost his marker (ahem me) and was at the far post - well actually he slid into it in a brave attempt to make sure it went in.

the whole atmosphere was lively to say the least bad challenges - disputed corners/throw ins/handballs etc. it came to a peak about 10 mins after i was in a 50/50 challenge and had a clash of heads with a huge clumsy fool, my head spinning and finger feeling like it had broke. nobody was really playing well due to the astroturf being soaked from the 4hours of rain we had and the ball skidding everywhere, so the level of football was bad, causing the players to get even more frustrated. i went on a wee run and then got booted (nice bruise on my knee) i went ape as i was still hurting from the headbut. i went on a swearing frenzy for a few seconds. it was my 1st and only outburts and those who had done it all night told ME to calm down.....injustice ;) it is the accent makes it sound 300 times worse.....its great.

couple of minutes before 1/2 time MessageLabs went two up.

the 2nd half was just getting going when i found myself in the box, i took a low shot across goal, keeper went down and saved it. trouble was in the process of flying to the ground he dislocated his shoulder. he was on the floor for the next 30 mins at least, ambulance came to get him, so the match was abandoned and opefully there will be a rematch in a couple of weeks. I dont think Ben, J or james will come to watch that :)

Monday, July 04, 2005

Good Morning

No one else is posting so I will this morning!

So, did everyone have a good weekend? What did you get up to? I managed to watch pretty much all of Live 8, got very square eyes after sitting infront of the telly for that long but it was good. Then on Sunday went down to see my mum and went to the beach.

Hope someone else has something more exciting to report....!

Friday, July 01, 2005

Just for Blind man John

TOSH'S TERRIFIC TRIVA QUIZ
TOSH'S TERRIFIC TRIVA QUIZ
TOSH'S TERRIFIC TRIVA QUIZ
TOSH'S TERRIFIC TRIVA QUIZ
TOSH'S TERRIFIC TRIVA QUIZ

PICK ONE AND SAVE IT IN YOUR FAVOURITES SO YOUCAN ALWAYS FIND IT

Burning the Candle at both ends

Tosh seems to be burning the candle at both ends this week.

Hey he may even go to work on Saturday and Sunday to make a whole week's worth of work.

Me on the other hand am going to go to a BBQ tonight and drink some beer and forget about work for the weekend.