Thursday, April 26, 2007

Who wants to go to Bristol?

Does anyone feel like going to Bristol at as 5am on 7th May (Bank Holiday), and say again on the 15th May about 12.30?

If so let me know as i have to goto the Airport, as i am going to see my Dad in Spain for his Birthday :)

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Kids books that never made it







Google Directions! :D

Here is google maps directions from NY to London. Seems to go Via France - not only that check out stage 23 ;)

Friday, April 20, 2007

Save the cheerleader save the world....

I have just started watching Heroes (ok its been on 18 weeks but i had a wedding & honeymoon and only just catching up), very very good. Somewhere between Lost and 24 its about a bunch of x-men types in their early days.

Trailer:




As I was Browsing about come across this and made me laff.



and episode 2 of Zero's

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Monday, April 16, 2007

Americans are thick




Well done Drew for sending it to me! haha idiots!

Cheltenham Reunion

I'm not sure how often you lot log into your Myspace accounts but Emma sent out a bulletin the other day about a possible Cheltenham reunion on 1st September (it's a Saturday). I'm not sure if this date suits you or if you think it should be earlier/later but any suggestions are appreciated!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Hopefully it'll all be over soon...






We have builders!! It's like some kind of infection... First there are just a couple of them with harmless tools like measuring tapes and maybe a pencil behind the ear and then, well just look at the pictures - it's like a war zone! Although it has improved since last week when we were having to use a ladder to access the front door so I guess I shouldn't complain - just another month or so of banging, crashing, hammering, having the bathroom ripped out and replaced and all the mayhem that goes with building work! and then I can sort out the garden, fix the fence, plant some pretty flowers and finally sit on my new deck and enjoy all the hard work they did!!!


Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jay
Happy birthday to you

All the very breast pal

have a good un

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

At least it is a 3 day week

I am so glad to be at work.

Weekend was good - drove to Edinburgh on thursday night, got up at 12:30 so not too bad - not alot of traffic really.

Friday demolished a garage - that was fun. Friday afternoon did something but cant remember. Friday night had a party - people came over - was ok, mor eof my mums pals - so me Yvette bro sis, cousins and sis in law was in the front room hiding.

Saturday me, bro and Yvette went to hearts Match after having a spot of lunch up the town. Shit game but we won 1-0 so that was good.

Sat night me, bro and Yvette and cousins went out. Saw Kenny miller the celtic and Scotland player - Ugly as - look him up on google. We also saw a couple of Hearts players - my bro spoke to them - i cooly waved. We were made up all night ;)

Sunday had a massive lunch then drove back down. got to chelts in 4 3/4 hours! didnt speed really at all- no really didnt! my average was 67mph as my car told me. it is only around 336 miles.

Monday went to Yvettes mums and dads for a lunch - fecking huge lunch it was - nice tho, home made quiche and pudding too.

So by the time we went to Bens for a BBQ we wernt hungray - but had a nice night at bens with everyone else.

still cant remember about friday afternoon!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Thunder Thunder Tundercats Hoooooooooo

I have now downloaded every episoed of Thundercats, a whopping 130 in total. I can now start to relive my youth!! Hoooooooooooooo

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Skype

I am now on Skype

My name is Poo-pong

The Widget Is The Shiznit

Check these cool little things out: Widgets

Put the Shizzle into ya desktops Izzle.

960th Post ever

Just in case you were wondering we missed the Blogs 2nd Birthday.

We are now officially 2 Years 1 Month and 3 days into our Blogging marathon.

With this the 960th Post made, including comments we are at the 2900ish mark i would have to check the Gmail account i set up to find out how many exactly. Every comment and post ever written is automatically emailed to it, just to see if i could fill up a gmail account :)

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack

1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

Why didn't he arrest this rebel when he had the chance?

5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?

In the video of the Death Star’s destruction, Lord Vader clearly exclaims “I have you now” then fires two shots. Those shots never impact — anywhere. Were they merely “added” to the “official” video after the event to make it appear that Lord Vader had at least attempted to fight off his alleged son?


Onboard Camera shows the lone rebel in Vader's sights but doesn't pull the trigger.
6) Nerf-Herders defy the laws of physics? How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that destroyed the Death Star. How did the missile make a right angle turn after entering the exhaust port? How could a missile shot in the vacuum of space–that would tend to keep going in the same direction as it was released, according to the laws of physics–be *sucked* into an *exhaust* pipe? "Exhaust" means to exhale or blow out... Wouldn’t the missiles have been blown awry of their target rather than sucked in? If it had been an intake pipe, then the “bending” path of the missiles could be plausible. Why have these discrepancies never been investigated, let alone explained?

The Magic Missile Theory
7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?

How could this small missile create an explosion this big?

9) Prior to the destruction of the Death Star a smuggler named Captain Solo was reportedly given a large sum of money. At a crucial point in the battle, Captain Solo had an unobstructed shot on his choice of the fighters pursuing Skywalker, yet Solo did not take advantage of this opportunity to kill Darth Vader. Although Vader was in the process of firing upon Skywalker’s X-wing, Solo attacked the defensive fighter instead. In the aftermath, Vader escaped, while Solo still had crates of money in his cargo hold. Captain Solo eventually made his way to the Bespin system, where he was seen dining with none other than Vader, who was reportedly obsessed with obtaining Captain Solo’s ship (and the money contained therein). Solo’s ship was then seen flying into the super-structure of the second Death Star, destroying it just after Vader was able to get out (he was seen leaving a shuttle piloted by none other than Luke Skywalker). Yet through this whole sequence of events, the money was never seen removed from Solo’s ship. Was it used to bribe Darth Vader, who (allegedly) assassinated Palpatine? Did anyone other than Vader and Skywalker actually see Emperor Palpatine die?

10 ) During pilot debriefing we leaned that Obi Wan was the one who told Luke to turn off his targeting computer. He said he was told by Obi Wan to "Let go" and "Trust me". This is the same Obi Wan who was, according to the official story, killed after sabotaging the Death Star by none other than Darth Vader BEFORE speaking to Luke. His convenient death places him inside the Death Star just before the explosions on the surface occur. By faking his death Vader would have given Obi Wan time to plant explosives. The only evidence of his death is his Jedi robe on surveillance cameras. And even that can't be found because they decided to conveniently let the evidence burn in the planet atmosphere. Also, why are there reports from Endor that Lord Vader, Obi Wan and Yoda were seen together AFTER their deaths? And who other than the Empire has the capacity to fake their deaths?

11) Lord Vader executed an officer for incompetence by allowing the rebels to escape. He then orders another officer to disable the Millennium Falcon's hyper drive. The rebels once again escape using the disabled hyper drive. Why was the officer responsible for caring out Lord Vader's order to disable the hyper drive not executed? Why was he in fact given NO disciplinary action what so ever? Why did Lord Vader only disable the hyper drive? If Lord Vader didn't want the rebels to escape, why didn't he disable the ship entirely?

12) Why did the captain of the Imperial Stardestroyer not fire upon the lifepod with the droids carrying Death Star plans? The "official story" says he didn't find the any signs of life. He said "Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have been short-circuited." Why would he be looking for life when it was electronic plans he should have been looking for. Why did he jump to the conclusion it was "short-circuited". Is he a lifepod engineer?

How can all this be just incompetence and coincidence? IMPOSSIBLE!

The most important question of all is why would a shadowy group in the Empire want to destroy such a technological wonder? Is it an excuse to invade Hoth and steal their oil; a planet which didn’t have anything to do with the attacks. Or is it to take away your religious freedoms to practice the dark side of the force? As incredible as this sounds it makes more sense than the official story.

Ailment Du Jour

I'm in agony, and have been since Sunday.

It all started innocently in the shower. Then after washing my balls I grabbed my towel for the drying off part of cleaning yourself. When I lifted the towel over my head to dry my back something cracked.

Since then I've had the worst pain just to the bottom left of my right shoulder blade - can't sit, can't lay down, can't Tug Of War.

Not seeing the Doctor til tomorrow morning and then I expect that I'll be referred to Physio who's waiting list is probably 5 weeks long :o(

I'm just gonna have to tough it out, like a man.

Anyone had similar or got any tips?

Monday, April 02, 2007

24 Series 7

I know whats going to happen for season 7 of 24. Jack has asked for a transfer

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1258628,00.html