Rude joke II

Two condoms are walking down the street. They stop outside a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says,

"You wanna go in and get shit-faced?"

a rude joke

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!!!!

UPDATE:
its here as Youtube had to take it down

my birthday weekend

What a great weekend

Friday off to spend with Yvette. we went to Cotswold wildlife park then drove the long way home with the roof down as it was a gorgeous day. friday night had a fantastic steak pie at jays.

Sat morning got me pressies from Yvette Boss jumper, Peter wearth wallet,3 books,Xbox game - woooooooooooooooo

i also got 300 dvd and boss socks from Sparks and Em
bottle of whisky from James - AuchenTOSHan ;)
Colin got me nizlopi ticket for this friday - wooo cant wait

I should be getting the Scotland footy top off me mum. bro and sis not had theirs yet.

spoilt then!

sat after playing footy (drew 2-2) we watched England beat Oz - was impartial. then we headed off into town to the strand where we stayed till 12:30.

We didnt go clubbing as on Sunday we got up and had a cooked breakfast and went to Go Ape! I had booked 10 of us to go clambering around the trees and Jay and Bex kindly bought me my ticket for my birthday. Fun was had by all - not so much by Yvette but I was proud of her (and Jay) for doing it all seeing as they hate heights. After 3 hours we were finished so went home. Jay and bex came up for a curry and we watched the Scotland V the Argies at rugger. We lost - booo

shame it had to end

thanks to all who came out or wished me happy birthday.

30 next year - Vegas baby!!!

Halo 3

Bought Halo 3 last week - didn't really play it as i was playing stranglehold, but on Sat ben and James and myself played online co-op - basically doing the game together.

we finished it in 4.5 hours!

damn easy.

maybe the multiplayer bit will be good - if not will trade it in.