Friday, April 15, 2005

Destination Cheltenham

The town is currently on edge, awaitin g the return of its lost son John Lee, one of the loudest residents seen in Cheltenham in the last 10 years. Ear defenders have been issed to the old and frail, the children have been told not to look directly at him when he talks.

A small group of locals have been seen handing out leaflets in the quite residential area of Leckhampton, explaining to those unaware of the return of John Lee. The same group has also been linked with Mr Lee and his return, again we stress to all that you need to be careful when having a direct conversation with Mr Lee, a minimum safe distance of 20ft is advised.

2 comments:

Benji said...

Additional comments have been made to the daily evil, this is a reminder in case you don't check old posts for new comments.

RIP Steve Dersey.

Jonneyboy said...

Ha Ha! Nice one Ben!

I've been told that I'm louder than a Down Syndrome with a loud hailer.