What happened at the Football Last Night

Well we went to the football last night and watched Cheltenham thrash Brentford 5-0. We missed Cheltenham opening goal as the steward sent us to the wrong gate, then once we got there we had to go all the way round back where we came from to get in (not saying the guy was thick, just retarded). So we miss the first goal, we find our seats and settle down to what we expect to be a fairly dull match. Brentford are able to play a few balls up to make some half arsed attacks, but get cut down quickly by Cheltenham. So then the Robbins are able to attack and ther reverse happens. It carries on like this for the majority of the first half. Towards the end of the first half the Robbins start to take conrtol of the game.

Second half and Cheltenham are shooting towards the home crowd, the poor Brentford keeper Stuart Nelson is in for some stick. The second half is explosive. Simple to say Brentford are shown how to play football with Cheltenham scoring 4 goals this half. The pressure is getting to every one from the Brentford team and one supporter in the terrace, suprisingly just an 8 year old boy from what we could see. The Brentford manager hurles the ball at one of his own players at one point. Things were not going well, and they ended badly too with as stated a 5-0 drumming.

However, it is important to look at when the goals were scored. One in the first half when Cheltenham were shooting away from the home crowd. The other four scored in the second half not because they were shooting towards the home crwod, but due to the fact Stuart Nelson was near the home crowd, where we taunted him for the complete 45 mins. When ever he had the ball we shouted "Stttteeeeeewwwwwiiieeee" or "Hucknall Town Reject" (even though Hucknall Town were non league and now he get £10,000 from Brentford) or other taunts, causing Stewie to lose his concentration. Allowing me to shout out the following just before a corner "Back Post Stewie" and sure enough it's were the ball went and Cheltenham scored, he should have listened. So i tried it again "The Back of the net Stewie!" and sure enough the ball floats by him to the back of the net. He should have listened!