JOKE #1

Bobby was in a car crash when he was 4 years old.
As a result of his injury he was blind. All of the doctors
tests and operations could not restore Bobbys' sight.

One evening when he was heading up to bed his mother said
to him.

"Bobby do you know what night this is?"

"No mommy what night is it?" Said Bobby as he felt along
the wall to his bedroom.

"This is wishnight, and if a child wishes real hard on
this night it will come true"

"Really???!!!!" said Bobby. "Could I see again???!!!!"

"Yes." Said his mother as she tucked him into thebed. "But only if you
wish very hard. Little Bobby sat in his bedwishing.

He wished as hard as he could. He held his breath so he
could put the energy for breathing in to wishing.

His little body rocked back and forth his finger nails cut
into the palms of his hands as hegripped them into fists. Just before 4 am
the little boy fell asleep exhausted. When his mother woke him up the next
day Bobby said.


"Mommy... Mommy... I still can't see!"



"I know", said his mother, "April fool."