Taxi ride of filth

I forgot to tell you a story of my taxi ride into NY on sat.

as we were driving in the Spanish/Mexican taxi driver starts to tell me for no reason what so ever about his love life. he is dating a Colombian woman. With apparently a great body – lovely tities and nice ass man! Yes he sounds like cheech and chong.

He tells me that he used to go and “massages” from her – I thought mmmm ok. But nothing else just massages. “she massages shit”

After a while they start seeing each other. And the sex is amazing – he says for the 1st few months no sex. Then he said when they did it was “nice man” she likes to go down on him and he likes to lick her in the something or other but I couldn’t understand but I think we can guess what – he says that 69s are great. So this really goes on for about ¾ of the journey which is a long one. Get this she then calls! He then puts the phone on loud speaker and says listen to her she is dirty. I was like – eh ok. But then the whole convo was in SPANISH (I don’t speak Spanish) and he kept turning round and winking at bits that must have been rude – and I had to wink back. Not a clue.

After the call he says that he is going round after he drops me off for Amour! Thanks for that padre.

After all that though he explained how he pays for ½ her rent but dosnt live with her as he wants to be a man and not under the thumb basically and free to see other people – she has worked him – he pays half her rent remember. But the stuff he was coming out with was well rude- imagine what he tells to his best mates!

Haha also as we drove into Manhattan he goes “here’s our anthem” I thought shit! How dull – but no he has a CD of Sinatra’s New Yok song, so “start spreading the news……” bellowed out of the speakers! He must do that every day!

Anyway back to work