Friday, April 28, 2006

Im Back

Laptop is still broken but now using my bro's should get mine back next week.

Have been away for 2 days at work meetings stayed in a well posh hotel last night and got drunk and played snooker.

Off to Tosh's bro's wedding tomorrow should be good looking forward to hearing Tosh's speech so i can get some pointers for doing mine at Sparky's wedding then back on Sunday to do bugger all.

Hope everyone is well

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Off Work

I was off yesterday, me and james went with our dads to Silverstone to watch Grand Prix testing - really cool, not sure i would go to a full race but this was good as we could walk around the perimiter of the track, so not just standing in the same point.

today I had off too, got a hair cut and cleaned me car and sorted out washing etc. Watching collateral at the mo with my dad - when Yvette comes in i will make Steak and chips with stilton sauce and veg. mmm yummy. i will go and see the lads at footy tonight to congratulate them on the cup win.

Tomorrow i will be off to Cardiff, taking my sis down. Basically i will be there to help me bro. I need to go to the reception place to check on the projector. other than that? At night i will be having a meal with me bruv, the ushers and their wifes and other people. Should be good.

Saturday the wedding, should be lovely, apart from my speech!

Sunday back to chelts after the Hearts V Celtic match which I can watch at my bruvs then Monday to Venice till friday, next weekend i will be doing sweet FA.

Yes that means 5 days that i wont be doing the quiz!

so Adios people and i will give an update a week on monday.

Tosh

Yay!

The blog is back working again!

How are you all then?

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What the BLOG!!

I still read the Blogs, not my fault if others do not any more, and i am less busy that i was so will be able to blog a little every now and then

Monday, April 24, 2006

Russle Broke Jays Laptop

The reason Jay has not been online and doing the quiz is cause his brother russle decided to change his password but can not remember what he changed it too, since jay does not know the admin password he can not use his laptop and had to send it away to be fixed.

Blog Broken?

It posted my post twice so i've deleted one but I still can't get on to read Tosh's.

ps i'm back on the quiz with a cracking first day result!

My Weekend

It was good - went to a wedding, stayed at Sparks and Emmas. cant be arsed to go into detail as noone reads theis anymore

My weekend

It was good - friends wedding, stayed at sparkys and Emmas - cant be arsed to go into detail as noone will read it.

I'm back

Hello all!

Well nice to see lots of blogging in my absence, I apologise Ben for not doing the quiz last week but a) I can't do it on the laptop because it makes me too slow and b) I was very busy!

For a lot of the week we had the fellas kids down which was tiring. To entertain them we went to Puttsborough and Croyde to the beaches which was fun since the weather was really good. We also went to Longleat which was cool until we did the safari and the littlest one decided she needed the toilet once we were driving through the lions - there was such a queue to get out she cried the entire way then wet herself! Lovely. Still we got to see some monkeys and stuff which was good.

I also went down to see my dad since it was his birthday and we went to the beach again. I bought him a pay as you go mobile phone to bring him into the modern age - he has managed to send me some texts now even if they are spelt wrong!

I went to Bristol to see my sister and we went shopping and out for some drinks and then on Friday I met up with Amy B who I used to work with in Exeter for more shopping. I have my friend Sarah's hen night and day at the races this weekend and i've still not found anything to wear even after all that shopping!!

So what did you lot do over the weekend then?

P.S Ben, if you want to see Red Pandas go to Paignton Zoo - I saw some there, they are really fab.


Friday, April 21, 2006

Quizzes... We don't need no stinking Quizzes!

It appears that only Tosh and Yvette have been playing recently. Why has everyone stopped. I know Amy went on holiday (but they do have internet around the world) so she is not playing (plain lazy, internet cafe love !!). This does not explain the sudden lack of participation by othe funtrivia CGCHE Old Skool players.

I even did the general knowledge one just so that two poeple had done it today!

THE best webcam song ever

Not rude

Not like anyone reads this anymore but.....

Kevin Smiths Myspace page From the creator or Jay and Silent bob etc :D

Cheapest Petrol from Sparks house and Mine

Name City Distance Price Last Update
Portswood Express Southampton 1.18 miles 91.9p 16-04-2006
Woolston Service Station Southampton 3.65 miles 91.9p 20-04-2006
Bitterne Express Southampton 4.04 miles 91.9p 15-04-2006
Total/somerfield Southampton 1.41 miles 92.9p 16-04-2006
Sainsburys Lordshill Southampton 3.18 miles 92.9p 20-04-2006


Waitrose Cheltenham 0.71 miles 94.9p 20-04-2006
Yeates Garage Cheltenham 0.95 miles 94.9p 20-04-2006
Shell Arle Cheltenham 1.92 miles 94.9p 20-04-2006
Gibbs Garages Cheltenham 2.08 miles 94.9p 19-04-2006
Shell Cheltenham 2.15 miles 94.9p 20-04-2006

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Return of Jesus

I know i have not blogged and not been seen by people for nearly a whole week now, this is due to the fact that Jesus has returned and wanted a tour of the sticks. So i have been busy showing him around. Yes i am going mad, life with only four tv channels and no internet at home is sending me barking, speaking of barking i have competitions with the dog that lives with me!!

In turth i have just been very busy, finally got all my stuff unpacked and sorted in my room now. Went to see Sara over the bank holiday weekend after Jays Birthday drinks on Friday night, i stayed over at the boys house and left at 3pm Saturday (jay was not even up from the night before at that point). Got to Sara's at 5ish and had some tea. Spent the night watching TV. Easter Sunday had a roast dinner with all her family and played football in the park with the family and Sara's nephew Lucas. Very knackering!! On monday we all went to Bristol Zoo and saw the Lions other animals and penguins and seals, which were the best of all. They have an underwater walk way so you can see them all swimming about so i got some cool piccys. Was annoyed that i did not get to see the red panda cause they are the collest. After the Zoo i went back home to the sticks and had tea and relaxed after a busy weekend. This week just been busy at work and had to go to Hook (near Reading) to deliver some stuff. Tonight i should be going to play football, so those who are there will see me!!

Well i am off back to Jesus

Joke

Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work.

"Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop?"

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Question of the day

Where is Ben?

Is he ok?

If anyone finds him please dial 999. I am going to put a picture of him on a carton of milk. Last seen Saturday morning.

New mattress

Yvette and I got aNew mattress delivered yesterday what a difference it was. Glad we bought it didnt wake up stiff for the 1st time in ages. And NO pun intended there!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

7 Ways to Use the Lessons of '24' at Work.

Comedian Aziz Ansari on how to get ahead following the rules of CTU.

By Deborah Netburn, Times Staff Writer
April 11 2006

1. If your boss catches you shooting heroin in your office, just say its part of your cover. If he says, "What cover?" Yell "Federal Agent!" and tackle the crap out of him.

2. If you are sleeping with a beautiful European woman, be careful - she is probably a terrorist/assassin that is using you to get information to kill her next target. Continue sleeping with her, you may be able to uncover valuable information that could stop the assassination from happening!

3. Sometimes you have to kidnap your co-workers kids to get stuff done -

Lazy Co-worker: "Look Aziz, I can't get the report done by Tuesday."

Me: "Oh really? Well my men* are holding your children."

Lazy Co-Worker: "OKAY! I'll have it on your desk first thing!!"

*This reminds me, you should probably hire "some men," they are quite a useful asset. You can find great ones on Craigslist for an affordable rate.

4. If you get arrested, no matter how large or small the crime, just pretend like you have some valuable information and agree to give it up only under the condition you are given full immunity signed by the President. Don't worry they'll get him on the phone.

5. Don't be afraid to go rogue - if you think your bosses orders don't make any sense, ignore them and obey your own. In the end, your actions will be proven correct and you'll be praised for having the balls to break protocol. And not only that, at some point you'll get to steal a co-workers car!

6. If your bosses orders REALLY seem ridiculous, then chances are he's working for the enemy and your workplace has been compromised. This is when you want to inform everyone in the office that you are carrying a loaded gun. You may also want to bring "your men" into the situation at this point.

7. Is there a secure room in your office that you want to access, but can't? Find someone who does have access and cut off their thumb. (Note: Only use this tactic when the room in question is locked by a thumb scan. Actually do it anyway, its good to practice.)

Me Easter Weekend

It all started on Friday, woo hoo no work.
I went down to cardiff with my dad to see my bruv. We had a look at Llandaf Cathedral where his wedding is taking place then we went to Court Colman Manor where the reception is being held. Both superb! should be a great shindig.

Friday night we went out to celebrate my sisters and Jays birthdays. Very good it was.

Saturday didnt do much but we all had dinner at James house. That was great really nice meal, good laugh too.

Sunday watched footy while Yvette was sleeping on me after she walked 17k! then we popped over to her mum and dads.

Monday was pottering about tidying etc.
Today working from home as new mattress is being delivered. woo hoo

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Bye!

Have a nice bank holiday weekend everyone and a good week, i'm off for the week, not abroad though this time :(

Bye! x

Jurassic Park II the lost Builders

So now its Thursday and the damn pile drivers have started again

What a great start to the day

This morning i woke up, got up went into the kitchen to see my dad (who is over from Oz) and then when going to work put the bins out and found a tenner. got into work and sent my wee sister a happy birthday text and then started work. all good. i also did the 2 quizzes, i did the general knowledge one 1st and got 9 - my bestest result on that one. and then did the movie quiz and i got 10 - guessing 3 of them.

Hopefully the day will stay this ace :D

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Jurassic Park

There is building works outside, a massive pile driver is stomping on the ground causing our building to shake. James pointed out his glass of water looked like when the T-rexs were coming to eat people in Jurassic Park. i might go home and work from there soon. pissing me right off

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

New Travel site

this is mint

Sod multimap, type in two destinations and will tell you differences with public transport and car. Also will give you costs involved too. the attention to detail is mint.

A day to celebrate the birth of Jay

I am 27 years young today.

My dad woke me up at 8 o'clock even though he knew i had the day off.

Had lots of nice cards so far - one from my niece and nephew where my nephew has tried to write the card and managed my name then just scibbled everywhere.

Today i shall be going for lunch with a lady friend then a spot of shopping before going to the cinema tonight with my friends to see Ice Age 2.

Getting drunk is waiting untill the weekend as it is also Tosh's wee sisters birthday so we are all going out on Friday and i am going to get nailed.

On Saturday James is making a birthday tea and Sparks and Emma are coming to visit so we shall all go for a few beverages and maybe some dancing.

Sunday and Monday will be spent in bed.

Monday, April 10, 2006

More worst days of Jacks life

Jack is back - till 2009!

see how much he is getting! and Keifers production company will get tons too :D well worth it.

the weekend that was

On Friday all the lads came around minus Sparks as he no longer lives in Chelts but plus Russell, J's wee brother who has moved in with Drew and J instead. We had a chinese and watched Tv and lazed around. When everyone went home James me and ban played on the 360 for a wee while.

Sat morning I really wanted a lie in - I wasnt playing footy as I am injured, so thought ya beauty nothing to get up for. mmmmm woke up at 7ish and couldnt get back to sleep - how annoying. So I went to watch the guys play footy.
When i got there they were 1-0 down, and notplaying very well, so i started shouting at them and giving them instructions, they equalised within 10 mins of me being there and quickly scored another.

The fianl score was 8-1. All season we havnt lost and we have drawn 2 - i didnt play in those games. Great record for the team and not a bad one for moi ;)

I got home and helped ben move with J and Drew. Bens new place is nice, in a lovely quiet area out in the sticks.

Sat night Drew and j were still at mine after helping Ben so we had Pizzas (me and Ben had a maccas) and watched Crash - Great film really good! not sure if i would buy it as i couldnt watch it again - but quality film.

Sunday i ot up and Painted the spare room that Ben vacated. and then waited for Ben to return so i could go and pick up desk and bedside cabinet. Ben me and yes J - who might aswell have stayed at mine all weekend helped put it up. My Sister kinda helped too.

In between painting and building stuff I watched 3 games of footy. what a day - well apart from painting and building :D

good thing about next 2 weeks - only a 4 day working week! Get in.

Friday, April 07, 2006

I'm moving tomorrow!

My mum has kindly offered to help me move which should be quite amusing since both of us are quite feeble and i'm work shy when it comes to lifting heavy things. I have discovered that I actually have an obsene amount of clothes and more stuff than I thought I owned but it should be fine.

Wish me luck!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Going with the flow in Swindon

Yesterday I was in Swindon at the Hilton Hotel for a meeting and because they charge for parking I thought I'd park across the road in another car park. Then, off I went for the meeting.

3 hours later I'm done and walk back to my car and I notice a bloke with a video camara filming something. Then I see what he's filming - a girl of about 20 is sat on the curb with her skirt hoiked up, lady bits out having a wee!!!

I saw an amateur wee wee porno being made in broad daylight.

Best day ever.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

My week

Started New job this week at British car Auctions, europes leading car remarketing company. Very cool here, nice new PC with flat screen, some decent training and people who talk!! Wow makes such a difference.

Got a new fleet car today, a Mazda 6 which is not too bad. Have ordered a Astra 1.9 TCDI so I will have the Mazda until BCA find a suitable car for me. Get my nice fuel card tomorrow so will be saying bye to the Celica soon. BCA are going to get it valeted and have the damage appraised and a quote from SMART repair which BCA have good links with. Will be selling the car through the auction I think, aparently all this only costs £150 to staff. Cool they expect to get £8,000 for it in clean condition (no scratches and valeted).

So yes going well and enjoying it immensely. Hope everyone is well and hope to see you all soon

Monday, April 03, 2006

SIMPSONS MOVIE TEASER

HERE!!!!

ALL THE HIBEES ARE GAY!

On Sat my brother picked me and J up to go to Edinburgh. We got in about 6pm had a chinese with my Mum and jim, then we went to a pub to watch the 1st half of the barca V real Madrid match. then went to watch match of the day at my mums. in the morning we woke up all excited. We had tickets to the Cup Semi Final, the biggest Edinburgh derby in 100 years.

We had bacon rolls made by Jim then got in the car for the trip to Glasgow, we left a bit earlier as all of Edinburgh was travelling through for the game, or so i thought, more on that later.

We met up with Steves pals and followed them to Glasgow, parked and waited at the ground for our pal to arrive with our tickets. Whilst we were waiting we me a Hearts player who was suspended for the match, the team bus drove by - WHAT a reception they got, and Graham Rix our coach who got sacked last week arrived to a round of applause (working for Sky) so the gods were on our side :D

there was a great atmosphere in the ground - then the white stripes came on - 7 nation army, and Hearts have a song saying all the hibees are gay, it is usually slower and crap but it fitted to the white stripes coming out of the loudspeakers, so EVERYONE was singing that, superb. Remember i said all of Edinburgh would be travelling for the game - we were wrong Hibs had tons of seats left, about 4 blocks! not a good show, they must of known they would get thashed. oh and they did. 4 -0 to Hearts and they had 2 sent off. what a match. One of my best pals is a Hibee and he wont answer my calls. no surprise there then. hahahaha.

So J and Yvette and me are going up to the final, my bro cant go as he will be on his honeymoon in Egypt oh dear! Schoolboy error.

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