Papa Bear is back

Hoy Hoy!

Yvette and I are back after a loverly week in Tenerife, twas great consisted of sunbathing eating and reading. basically thats it. Highlights are:

Scuba diving - 1st time minted I was the only one in my boat that saw a HUGE turtle - well two HUGE turtles. Steve and Mez (his wife) went elsewhere as they have licences. Yvette cant dive.

Water Park - hahaha shit. 23Euro and had to pay for rubber rings also - was a complete rip - only went on 4 slides then we all go bored - was also in playas dos las americos - SCRUB VILLE! jesus.

Books - Read 3 in 3 days. Quentin Jardine (cop in edinburgh novels) Layer cake and also a book where a hibs fan became a hearts fan for a season - the trails and tribulations unfold - really good. got 1/2 way through my 4th which is a book written by the comedian Mark Thomas (who is also coming to cheltenham to talk about it) about the UKs involvment in Arms dealing - very interesting and rather shocking.

Meals - had some quality food and a rather shite chinese meal.

chavs - our hotel - which is usually rather exclusive i will have you know haha was not just the usual "timeshare" for want of a better word - but was also rented out to 1st choice - should be called 1st choice for chavs. jezz tons of them, must have been a quiet time for the hotel. so that was a bit plop as the last time we went it was nice and quiet and no bling or burburry in sight.

Flight - stunk of piss
really it did - they had sommit wrong with a toilet and so we were stuck in the plane for an hour while they fixed it - minging. also the plane company was shite - tons of masking tape holding stuff together - ok on other public transport to and extent not whilst 30,000 feetin the air. they way back wasnt much better. pink panther came on the really small screens (the new version) watched 15mins and took it off - wank film. plane was really dirty again.

so we left at 1am on sat morning and got home at 8 and went to bed and watched Scotland and englands games. minted. then watched lord of war(coz of the book i am reading)

sunday James and i went to the cinema as we have the unlimited viewing, 1st up was Crank - really good Jason Strathem film. just entertaining, alot like transporter really - just mindless fun. Then we met up with Ben and we went to see snakes on a plane. starts off really well with Samuel as FBI agent who protects a kid who witness his dad getting killed by an awful man. and he need to take him to LA from hawaii. BUT the twist is that the baddie has put lots of snakes on the plane - deadly snakes no less to try to kill the lad. what wil happen, will samuel kill all the mother f£"$in snakes? ohhhh

haha it was sooooo bad it was good. hahaha - dont bother with it my friends unless you have the unlimited card - knew it was going to be awful - just wanted to see how bad it was.

cant belive i missed a scanner darkly tho - bugger.

and thats it - got another 2 weeks in my current job!

back to the quiz now (could of played them on holiday but thought nah thats a bit sad :D )