I can blog again, wooooo

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I can blog again because I remembered my password! Woo hoo!

Elfyourself.com

This had had me chuckling all afternoon...(it does have sound)

http://www.elfyourself.com

I've now had to edit it because i've manage to lose the link of the one of me! DUR!

EDIT... Ifixed you poor HTML link Greener so now it works again

Rising sea tides, soaring temperatures, ocean coral devastation — none of that matters. As permafrost melts due to global warming, a far more dangerous threat has emerged... The return of a prehistoric breed of killer possums. Learn more about the possum menace with these educational videos.

Dark Knight featurette

go here

The Kingof Stuntmen hehehehehehe

Ex England manager loses details of 25 million alternative goalkeepers

Sources within the Football Association have revealed that national coach Steve McClaren lost two crucial CDs containing vital data about England’s European Championship campaign.

Apparently the two disks contained details of 25 million alternative goalkeepers and one about individuals who might possibly support Peter Crouch up front.

Details of the 25 million better goalies were held in a spreadsheet listing biometric details such as ‘Ability to see ball’ and ‘Can catch’ and ‘Propensity to concede shocking howlers in the first ten minutes of the game’.

Green Team

30 Second theatre...........

This month SNAKES ON A PLANE!

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How Scotland was made

AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME GOD WAS

DISCUSSING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD

WITH THE ANGEL GABRIEL. LEANING BACK

IN HIS GOLDEN THRONE, HE TOLD HIM OF

HIS PLANS FOR SCOTLAND.


"GABRIEL," GOD SAID, "I AM GOING TO GIVE

SCOTLAND TOWERING MOUNTAINS AND

MAGNIFICANT GLENS RESPLENDANT WITH

PURPLE HEATHER. RED DEER WILL ROAM THE

COUNTRYSIDE, GOLDEN EAGLES WILL CIRCLE IN

THE SKIES, SALMON WILL LEAP IN THE

CRYSTAL CLEAR RIVERS AND LOCHS, AND THE

SURROUNDING SEAS WILL TEEM WITH FISH.

AGRICULTURE WILL FLOURISH AND THERE WILL

BE A GLORIOUS COMING TOGETHER OF WATER

WITH BARLEY TO BE KNOWN AS WHISKY.

COAL, OIL AND GAS - ALL WILL BE THERE. THE

SCOTS WILL BE INTELLIGENT, INNOVATIVE,

INDUSTRIOUS AND....."


"WAIT A MINUTE!" INTERRUPTED

GABRIEL. "ARE YOU NOT BEING JUST A WEE

BIT TOO GENEROUS TO THERE SCOTS?"


BUT THE ALMIGHTY REPLIED, "NOT

REALLY. I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHO THEIR

NEIGHBOURS ARE GOING TO BE!!"

Daft Punk Bodies

Tosh found this. He is ace. I am Gay

My Car in google maps

Outside my flat :D

Woo too much going on here!!!

I think we talk to much on here, maybe we should all slow down a bit and take a breath lol

However if you are reading this then make a comment, just so i can see who does come look at the blog still