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"hes charming as an army tank
but hes laughing all the way to the bank"
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Was the BLOG for the CGCHE Old Skool, a daytime TV view of their lives today, or what they did yesterday and only if they can be arsed to Blog it. But they are mostly lazy so sorry if it is mostly empty but Tosh and Ben do their best to keep it going
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The Dukes of Hazard
Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Straight'nin' the curve,
Flat'nin' the hills.
Someday the moutain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Makin' their way,
The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Wizbit
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the magic word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my
He can do magic, magic, magic!
Magic a rabbit, eight feet high
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Red Dwarf, Tongue Tied
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
Now darlin' tell me something
Why do you make me tongue tied? (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
You make me feel a clown, girl
Yes you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "min-oo-bitty-boo" (tongue tied)
Na-nee-ner-ner-nee-nung-nirl
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (nurmy-murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle, dobby-durgle (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling listen please
Understand me when I say
Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-foggle-nibble-nay
I'm tryin' to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (murmy-nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl
Yes, you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy) ningy-nungy
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl
Littlest Hobo, The
THERE'S A VOICE,
THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME.
DOWN THE ROAD,
IS WHERE I'LL ALWAYS BE.
EVERY STOP I MAKE,
I'LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
CAN'T STAY FOR LONG, JUST TURN AROUND AND I'M GONE AGAIN.
MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON
DOWN THIS ROAD, THAT NEVER SEEMS TO END,
WHERE NEW ADVENTURE, LIES JUST AROUND THE BEND
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.
MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY HOME
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.
MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON.
Instrumental Bridge
MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON.
THERE'S A WORLD, THAT'S WAITING TO UNFOLD,
A BRAND NEW TALE, NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD,
WE'VE JOURNEY'D FAR BUT, YOU KNOW IT WON'T BE LONG,
WE'RE ALMOST THERE AND WE'VE PAID OUR FARE, WITH THE HOBO SONG.
MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.
MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL FIND WHAT I CALL HOME,
UNTIL TOMORROW, YOU KNOW I'M FREE TO ROAM
Jossys Giants
Swapping their homework for footwork,
Kicking the ball till its dark,
Here go Jossy's Giants,
Footballs just a branch of science,
Head the ball, now Jossy calls...
Jossy's Giants!!??
Dependable, Reliant
Put your faith in Jossy's Giants
Get stuck in, we're gonna win...
Jossy's Giants!!
Galaxy High
Doyle was a high school star,
Everybody thought he'd go real far
But he didn't get the things from the classes he took
You know he just wasn't interested in his books.
Aimee was the smartest girl at school,
Not very popular, not very cool.
Two kids will be chosen from Earth
To go to school at Galaxy High.
Travelling millions of miles through space,
To go to school in a far out place.
Aimee is the sweetheart.
Doyle's got a lot to learn.
Here at Galaxy High.
GALAXY HIGH, GALAXY HIGH,
GALAXY HIGH, GALAXY HIGH!
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
In West Philadelfia born and raised,
On the playground where I spent most of my days,
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good",
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air".
I begged and pleaded with her the other day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way,
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket,
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it,
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass,
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the,
Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror,
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air,
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight,
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later",
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
The Fall Guy
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
Duck Tales
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
COUNT DUCKULA
[Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious
vampire ducks - The Counts of Duckula.
Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means
of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in
the eighth house of Aquarius.
(Blood!) (I'll get it!)
The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
(Oooh!) ]
In the heart of Transylvan-ia,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
DUCKULA!
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
DUCKULA!
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
Come and find the one they call...
DUCKULA!
Heh, heh. Count Duckula!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
Defenders of The Earth
Defenders of The Earth. Defenders.
Out of the sky, his rockets ignite, jets into battle flying faster than light. Flash Gordon.
Lord of the Jungle, the hero who stalks
the beast call him brother. The ghost who walks. Phantom.
Defenders of The Earth.
Master of magic spells and illusion. Enemies crumble in fear and confusion. Mandrake.
Defenders of The Earth.
His strength is a legend, his skill conquers all.
On with his power we never will fall. Lothar.
Defenders of the Earth.
With our new young heroes proving their worth,
four become eight, Defending The Earth
Defenders of The Earth, Defenders
Defenders of The Earth."
For all Bad Boys Fans the words for Cops
Cops
Lyrics by Inner Circle
Bad boys, whatcha want, whatcha want,
Whatcha gonna do when sherrif John Brown come for you.
Tell me, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do? Yeahhh?
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school and you learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on mother and
You chuck it on you father
You chuck it on you brother and
You chuck it on you sister
You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier man-a give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
Why did you have to act so mean?
Don't you know you're a human being,
Born of a mother with the love of a father,
Reflections come and reflections go
I know sometimes - you want to let go, hey, hey, hey
I know sometimes - you want to let go, wohh!
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
Your too bad.
Your too good.
Your too bad
Your too good.
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on mother and
You chuck it on you father
You chuck it on you brother and
You chuck it on you sister
You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me.
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you
Care Bears
I wanna be a Care Bear
Oh it'll be so great when I'm a Care Bear
Oh I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I wanna be a Care Bear like you (you do?)
I'll be like Funshine and make the sun shine
And have a heart like Love-A-Lot
I'll be like Wish Bear and always be there
We'll be the luckiest bears in Care-A-Lot
I wanna be a Care Bear
Oh it'll be so great when I'm a Care Bear
Oh I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
We'll stick together through and through like glue!
I don't wanna be a cook or a fireman
I don't wanna play trombone in a marching band
I just wanna be a Care Bear like you.
(spoken) I just wanna be a Care Bear.
Bertha
Bertha lovely bertha
You are lovely machine
And anyone who works with you will know just what I mean
Whoa...
Bertha lovely bertha
Sometimes i think your a dream
When we work out what you have to do
You can always turn the goods out
Always turn the goods out
We can depend upon you
Clicking in the day, flashing in the night
Your computer is shining brightly
Some people say you have a mind of your own
And i think thats very likely, likely
Bertha lovely bertha
Sometimes i think your a dream
When we work out what you have to do
You can always turn the goods out
Always turn the goods out
We can depend upon you
oh dear god!
however i i do have the littleest mp3 if anyone wants it
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