My Weekend

Was absolutely ace!

On Friday my good friends Ben and Jay came down to Southampton (either they really wanted to see me or just couldnt think up a poor excuse to get out of seeing me). Emma was away in Chester to see her friends one of which was going back to australia. Anyway, while the girl was away the boy could play. The boys arrived at about 7:30 friday night and we had some beers and got ready and went out to the Casino about 9pm. We decided to put £10 each into a kitty and try to win beer money for the weekend. It didnt go too well, and we had to put some extra funds in but in the end we were about a £5 short of what we paid in, which Ben looked after and we went off to a club.

Southampton is ace because of one thing... EVERYWHERE is free entry before 12. So no £5 or £10 to get in so more beers. Drinks are cheaper, music is better and clubs are bigger so more room to breathe. We spent the night in this super type club listening to some sun drenched flavours which Jay diddnt really like. But after an hour we realised we could goto the feeder bar next door which was playing some R&B which everyone was happy with and we merrily danced till the early monring.

After having no tea cos ofcourse because eating is cheating we decided we needed some sustanance before our insides imploded, so we headed off through the back lanes towards infamous "Chippy Alley" which is about 10 mins walk from the club and 5 mins walk to my flat.

Just off one of the main roads in Southampton about 4 feet away from a footpath which ran along side Asda Jay discovered a guys naked bum heaving one into a speard eagled girl. It was one of those moments where you dont want to stare but your mind is drunkedly thinking... " Surely he is not heaving one into her outside Asda???" It gets worse are you walk by and hear the faint slap slap slap of balls hitting buttocks and Jay digustedly shouting "Get a room, oh god ewwwwwwww get a god dammed room", and it dawns on you that yes indeed two ugly people are having sex outside asda. Needsless to say that became our topic of conversation for most of the weekend, and looking back, we all wished we could have sung the asda theme tune and doing the da da while walking past them.

Anyways we managed to find chippy alley where we stupidly decided to all have kebab. Also known and dead cat. After eating our fill we went to bed about 4. Next morning was spent mostly on the toilet before we headded off for some lunch. During lunch we discussed many differnet theolgical and philissophical topics such as imagining you bum was your face and your face was your bum, how would that work and also what is..... cow minus banana???? I guess you had to be there. But my sides hurt so badly from laughing I could hardly breathe. Ace!

The rest of sat afternoon was spent recovering. Em was back from chester so we had some peacefuls until about 7pm. Most noteable thing we did that afternoon was watch Erasure on MTV. We then got ready and headded off to bournemouth. Went into So bar again just to prove it wasnt a fluke and yes i can certifiably guarrantee that virtually every girl in the club was stunning. Few obvious exceptions but on the whole, 99% of that bar's clientelle is just pure talent.

One of Emma's friends Claire text me to say she was out with her brother so we headed off to a bar called Bliss which had a big downstairs dancefloor. It was more summertime flavour music, but by this point we really diddnt care. After about 4 beers me and Jay were practicly floored so we decided to dance where Jay amazingly began to dance exactly like Erasure!!!! that set the tone and we did stupid dance moves all night, shouting out various topics like "Cowboy dance" and "Asda Price", "Erasure". We were getting pretty good at it too until I ruined it by shouting "Nipples" and ripping shirt open in a Magnum Pi style which caused Ben and Jay to almost collapse with laughter. Anyways we seen claire and jay verified "Shes pretty fit" and headded home about 2.

Spent sunday saying goodbye to the boys and saying hello to Em and Em's sister and her Boyfriend Steve. I slept most the afternoon away but had a nice evening with the girl.

Have to say by pure comedy that had to be one of best weekends and cheers for coming down Ben and Jay was simply ace and I hope Ben it was a good start to your birthday week for you.