Thursday, November 03, 2005

Amy's Hot Date

Amy had a hot date on Monday night - WITH A 36 YEAR OLD MAN!

We're all interested Amy, so tell us how it went. Was a low cut top involved?

/rubs legs

28 comments:

Benji said...

how do you know she had a hot date, were you following again, the court told you not to be within 100 yards remember

Amy G said...

I told him the goss, I couldn't help myself! Although I have seen Jonno for dinner at my place a few weeks ago but had a jumper on cos I was cold so he missed out on the low cut top!

Went over to my new friends place to eat (he cooked) and watch Most Haunted Live, both were great! Have now been on about 5 dates in the last few weeks with him, am quite smitten!

Now just got to get rid of the live in ex for good! It's proving harder than I thought!!

Jonneyboy said...

I'm not a stalker, stalkers are people who hide in bushes rubbing their thighs and wee into old lucozade bottles.

Amy G said...

And you know that how exactly? :)

Benji said...

Ummmm Live in Ex in a one bedroomed place, something iffy there

Jonneyboy said...

I've told you Amy, I offer a free removal service - especially for your ex as he seems to be a cross between a chav and a boy racer.

Ben will probably want to join in on that one too.

Benji said...

Sorry Did you say your ex is a Boy Racing Chav?

To get him out tell him there is a Boy Racer meet down at Tesco's, he can trundle off in his Nova and you throw all his agros/burberry stuff in the bin

Amy G said...

It's a two bed place actually - or should that be luckily!

Sparks said...

So 5 dates, that like 2nd or 3rd base?

Amy G said...

OOh not if you are a lady like me!!

...Or if you live with your ex - and work in the same place as both of them! I don't do things lightly!!

Jonneyboy said...

Car, car park, lunchtime - all problems solved.

Might get some doggers involved too - added bonus.

TOSH said...

hahahaha

TOSH said...

is he realy 36? going for a younger man amy!?

Amy G said...

Yes thanks Jonno, i'll bear that in mind, I would have to find a spot where there are no cctv cameras though!

He is 36, he is pretty fab too!

Trouble for me is the ex wants to get back together (which I don't) so he is being really difficult when i'm seen with my new 'friend' - of course it serves him right for cheating on me but it's hampering my dates!!

TOSH said...

he just wants you back as you have someone else!

if a baby has a ball in his/her pen and they are not playing with it they are ok. try taking it away and they cry even tho they have ignored the ball for the last few hours. (see simpsons episode)

Amy G said...

It's true, you are right!

Amy G said...

Though he doesn't actually know i've got someone else because I said I didn't!! Whoops. Still he must know really otherwise he wouldn't be being a knob at the mo!

Sparks said...

I dont understand the problem here.

Hes an Ex, hence its Fuck all to do with him, see who you like do what you like, even in the carparks....(if you get it on CCTV send us some tapes) its none of his business and you need to make that clear to him and if you dont want him around, move out or give him boot, its just easier that way.

He needs to move on and sounds like he needs a big kick up the ass to do so.

Sparks said...

Cruel to be kind kinda thing.

Something like "I dont love you. Go away and never come back"

TOSH said...

This is the most comments on one thread - all about amys sex life!
even tho she has said she is a good girl! (aye right!!!! people who went to college with her knows shes not!)

Amy G said...

He is an annoying ex who has a nasty habit of smashing up my stuff if i piss him off! Since I live in the same house as him I like to make my life a bit peaceful so I try not to infuriate him! Still, it won't be long i'm sure till sell up and move on.

Oooh cheeky Tosh I am a good girl, I think though you might have escaped my clutches, not like Jonno and Drew! :)

Sparks said...

oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gossip!

Amy G said...

From a LONG time ago - Jonno and I once went out on a memorable bender and ended up in a pub on a gay night...and I seem to remember various nights out with Drew at Enigma!

Sparks said...

Ive asked to goto Enigma many times, but Drew or Tosh never take me, you thinks its cos of Good or Bad emories? hehe

Amy G said...

Better be good ones - well they happened more than once so I can only assume so!!

JP said...

Enigma is now Blush Sparky!

TOSH said...

hahaha so we have been to enigma - plonker!

Sparks said...

How was I sposed to now.

Blush is a bit pants anyway. Overpriced Over rated and you get anoying stalker types who follow you everywhere