Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The French

The French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

1 comment:

Amy G said...

Wasn't it Homer Simpson who referred to them as 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'!?